Thursday, 21 February 2013

"garbage in, garbage out"

I tend to go on and on about the ills and stupidity of our world. Spitting venomous curse upon all those who cross my path, I type my disgust in to your being. Now, these motherfuckers have garnered my ire: "Evolution to blame for bad backs".

Firstly this article is British. Is it any surprise the most estrogenic nation on Earth is trying to blame something for their weakness? Probably not, these fuckers think gardening is a workout.

Next: bad backs? Who the fuck has a bad back? This guy?



Andy is deadlifting over a grand here, guess what? He's British and obviously a credit their otherwise bitchlike race.

It would seem that our 'evolutionarily defective' spines are quite badass if you aren't a crumpet eating faggot (proper use of the term).

The problem is that scientists are just as stupid as everyone else, they can only think within the confines of the information they have encountered.  By vice of the fact that the nature of the human physical experience is infinitesimal compared to the reality we actually encounter and the fact that scientists are too stupid to recognize themselves in the reality they are subjectively observing; scientists have no business making such ridiculous suppositions as we have 'defective' parts.


Fallen arches: this is a functional issue of the individuals ability to use their body properly. This is like saying that being fat is a genetic inheritance. "But it is!!" - if you think this: get your weak mind and fat ass off my fucking blog and ritually incinerate yourself, you are what's wrong with our planet you poisonous sack of wasted atoms.

Being fat is a result of your choices, if you think you've tried everything you are fucking liar. You can't live long enough to try everything. Plus have you ever tried speed and steroids? That's what I thought: you haven't done everything you're just stupid. But hey, I'm just a beligerent sociopath who gets his kicks flaunting his inherited genetic superiority over the genetically inferior right? Yeah, you're right, hey you're probably fat because of evolution.

Back to your feet, there have been studies done on populations that don't wear shoes and how their feet are structurally VERY different from ours.

Peep  the toe spread: do your feet look like this? Do any British people's feet look like this?
We, in our "civilized" society, walk around all the time with our feet in bondage. The result? Dysfunctional feet! Durr people, really durr. Bodyparts get fucky from being tied up all the time.
This is what happens when you tie up someone's skull.
Behold a truly anomalous skull: looks like the bound skull right? Only to you and the unwashed. If you examine the facial/jaw structure of this skull it appears to have come from something other than an anatomically modern human. As well, this and the other skulls in this series do not posses the normal random malformations that are synonymous with ritual skull binding, it seems to indicate this creature's skull grew this way naturally. I am not an expert in this field but is interesting nonetheless.


It must have been evolution that made these skulls defective. These people must have evolved bound skulls. It's not their fault, it's evolutions fault.

The modern human as we understand him lives as a domesticated creature, hence our biology, which is not designed to deal with such bizarre circumstances, interferes with our otherwise normal functioning. I mean think: was the human spine designed to sit at a computer all day? No. Were your shoulders built to climb or mouse? Not hard.


Maybe, just maybe, your defective bodyparts aren't defective until you wreck them with stupidity and laziness? Hmmm?


This brings us to teeth. "Your wisdom teeth must be a genetic problem" - no, you just don't know anything about humans. Not really surprising given the depth of total ignorance and the corresponding arrogance rampant in the modern mind.

Weston A. Price, a dentist, went a on a mission to provide dentistry to all the poor, disheveled huddled masses of the third world. what he found when he arrived astonished him and shook the core of western though so violently that most of you are still walking around in shock induced amnesia.

Price discovered that teeth were onlt fucked up in populations that ate the "white man's food": pasteurized milk, white flour, processed white sugar, white "salt" (pure sodium chloride), which Price eventually labelled "the four white devils". In "primitive" societies lacking in the white man's foodstuffs people had beautiful teeth with virtually none of the dental issues so common in our "learned" first world. Simply because they ate good foods that didn't totally destroy their physiology.

As a hilarious sidenote: this idea that our insanely stupid diet of refined poisonous drugs causes a shitload of otherwise avoidable problems is also reinforced by the fact that Massai (sp?) women of Africa experience virtually no birthing pains and think of childbirth as a relatively easy process that one does alone and inside a tree. These people eat meat and drink unpasteurized milk mixed with blood. No pizza, no pasta, no rice, no fucking grains period.

"But where do their B vitamins come from?" I hear the slightly (mis)educated quip. Liver dumbass. People who are smarter than you eat organ meats and reap the huge benefits of their ingestion. In fact these easily digestable meats contain, surprise, all the stuff your body needs to function properly. If you eat a whole animal you will be a whole animal. Durr, idiots, durr.

This asinine article continues to make laughable and embarrassing spectacle of itself: "Prof Jeremy DeSilva of Boston University said that our feet would be much more effective if they resembled the "blades" used by paraplegic runners".

Jeremy Desilva: you are in the wrong profession my friend, I think comedy would be more suited to your particular "talents".

A human foot does resemble a blade use by parapelegic runners: it is a tensegrity blade consisting of, like all tensegrity structures, both rigid and elastic portions, you stupid fucks. Just like the carbon fiber and resin tensegrity structure of the disabled athletes blade. Ever look at how a dogs hind leg works? Why not? You're a fucking PROFESSOR, maybe you should, you know, study first. (Edit: people are too weak and stupid to use their feet properly, the human must lean forward to run properly and utilize the tensegrity nature of the foots design, see the book "Chi Running")

Tensegrity is the reason the human spine is looked at as a bungle of evolution instead of the zigguraut of virtually angelic design that it actually is. Very few actually understand what the spine is and how it works, let alone HOW to use it PROPERLY. Andy Bolton, pictured above, is hoisting a weight that some engineers say should easily destroy his spine, yet it does not and Andy probably has less back pain than the fucking pencilnecked faggots (proper sense) who both study evolution and write articles about it.

"Because evolution acts by making small, often jerry-rigged modifications to pre-existing structures, and our lineage has been bipedal for a mere 5 million years, there are medical consequences for turning an ape foot into a human one."

So why is it that an inanimate designer, such as evolution is posited to be, is spoken of as having engaged in an "act" which is a decidedly animistic function? Why is it that no one can see the ridiculousness of the languaging being used here? I mean "jerry rigging" is the "act" of an intelligence attpmting to cause a favourable outcome within a given set of parameters. Evolution is being ascribed the "acts" of an intelligence, a consciousness. Isn't this the opposite of what it is and how it allegedly works?

A veritable orgy of idiocy propagated and indulged in by total fools. If you buy this garbage, don't be surprised if you become garbage. Don't forget the programming maxim: "garbage in, garbage out".

Don't fuck around.

A means G

This is funny. A man finds some information regarding 9/11 because he does some research on it. Someone who obviously has enough money to hire some seriously professional killers, kills him and his family.

So "a bunch of pissed off Muslims with sand in their vaginas" (- Mr. Garrison) hijacked some (decommissioned!?) jets and flew them into various targets. Case closed. I mean they had that whole 9/11 investigation commission thing that put this whole business to rest, right?



Why then is this man being executed by very expensive and highly trained professional killers? Because he uncovered some information about the sheep herding, mud brick house living in, still using pack animals to transport goods Muslims that carried out one of the most effective attacks against American home turf?

For real man: these guys are dangerous what with those FUCKING MUSKETS?? (euphemism) Seriously some of those rifles are bordering on being a CENTURY OLD. What risk do these illiterate shepherds pose to you that requires you to fly high tec, night vision equipped, dextra amphetamine taking, laser guided psycho killers over to their country and carpet bomb their families?


If the whole thing was so simple as "Muslims did it" then who would care about what some "crazy conspiracy guy" thought he had uncovered?

Maybe people shouldn't be so stupid.

An example of this stupidity: how many of you have made, let alone burned, thermite? A show of hands please.... that's what I thought. So how many of you know anything about thermite? Exactly. So how many of you can make an informed decision, based on reasonable observation, of what you are seeing in photos of ground zero? Exactly.

I could use the same line of questioning about literally dozens of related topics connected to this issue. The simple fact of the matter is that your opinion of what happened is only that: an opinion. Not a fact, a supposition based on your now obvious lack of expertise and experience.

The funny thing that there are literally thousands of experienced experts in their respective feilds that have serious qualms with the party line on the topic of the collapse of certain buildings in New York on a certain day. Literally thousands of people with better educations and more experience in relevant topics than you. It would likely be judged as heinously and monumentally ignorant to ignore the professional observations of highly trained and skilled professionals and to suppose that your opinion is right.

Before you jump into the orgy mentality of "conspiracy theory" saying, let us consider: what is a conspiracy and what isn't?

Conspiracy Theory:

"the idea that many important political events or economic and social trends are the products of secret plots that are largely unknown to the general public" - Dictionary.com

Well okay, now we are talking. By this definition, this means that the grocery store is operated by via conspiracy. Same with the gas station, hey all of the oil industry for that matter. The entertainment industry too, oh and pharmaceuticals. Wait it seems like almost all industry is run by small cadres of important people making decisions behind closed doors..... because it is run by small groups of influential people making decisions behind closed doors!!

You would realize this if you had thought about this... ever!

"These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people." - Abe Lincoln

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. " F. D. Roosevelt

"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen." - John Kennedy

Jesus fuck you all are stupid. Do you know what Neuro Linguistic Programming is? It's the control of your mind via language. People say "conspiracy theory" as though it meant "untrue", but it doesn't, "conspiracies" power the commercial world and are a part of your everyday life. YOU participate in conspiracies everyday! They are the rule rather than the exception.

You have been programmed to think "A" means "G" when it doesn't.  That "conspiracy" means "crazy" when it doesn't.

The funny part is that you rely on social programming so heavily that you don't question the information coming in, you just totally absorb it without question. Then again you just stuff yourself with whatever is put in front of you and labelled as food without thought as well.

Here's a plot largely unknown to the general populace. Apparently Obama will "cry" when American children are "shot by a lone crazy" BUT he has absolutely no problem arming children and sending them into battle for money. Is this a conspiracy? In a manner of speaking yes, but in another manner of speaking no.

You see most of what is done by the world power elite (term borrowed from "They Live") is done right out in the open so that no one can cry "conspiracy!" and actually be right about it. For instance I was told by someone that the idea that you don't own the land you buy is "just a conspiracy theory". Obviously this person never read the statutes governing this issue at a Land Titles office. It says in plain English (because you're supposed to understand it) that you merely purchase the right to use the surface of the land under limits. This means you only own a proprietary right to "your" property (which is the right to use), which is actually owned by the Queen.

So it's conspiracy huh? So then every Land Titles office in the land is in on it and doing a hilariously miserable job of keeping it a secret because they print it in the fist few pages of the titles list? I don't fucking think so. Virtually all of what you miserable intellectual "proles" (borrowed from Orwell's '1984') think is a "conspiracy theory", which in your vernacular means "untrue", is openly admitted in the PUBLIC documents put out by your respective governments! The issue is that you have never bothered to read them.

How stupid should that make you feel? Fucking. It'll get much worse when, after having read some of your country's statutes, you figure out that they aren't written in English. They are written in legal English, which has a whole separate dictionary and is in fact a separate language that uses the same words as the degenerate slang English you speak. You thought you knew what 'includes' means? Uh uh. Or how about 'understand'? Nope. You are in for some big shit my droogies.
  
“I know you believe you understand what you think I said. But I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” - Alan Greenspan (Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve)

 “If I say something which you understand fully in this regard, I probably made a mistake.” - Alan Greenspan, again.

A whole world of wackiness awaits those intrepid enough to explore it.

Tuesday, 12 February 2013

A Coke and a Calzone

Look motherfuckers, this is very simple: if you aren't smart enough to do something, it doesn't mean there aren't other people who are! Or are fucked in the head enough to try anyway!

When "they" detonated the first nuclear bomb "in modern times"( - Rob Oppenheimer), they weren't sure if the fission reaction would peter out and stop. They exploded the fucking thing without knowing if they would in fact destroy either A) the Earth or B) the universe. Not to mention no one considered that maybe refining so much weapons grade fissile material and then building it into weapons was maybe not in the best interest of mankind or really all of life on Earth.

But the soviets!

Yeah total annihilation of all life on Earth, with the exception of micro organisms and cockroaches, is preferable to being communist. For sure. You know because that was our only choice.... (venomous sarcasm)

Good lord humans: how could you be so stupid as to keep buying this same shitty product over and over and over again? "Oh it's election time, time to go decide our fate"....

Republican, Democrats or Green? Liberal, Conservative or NDP? They're all poisonous refined shit, retards! None of this stuff is worth buying you stupid fucks, you don't even know what you're doing! Who cares if voting is rigged, you're too stupid to do anything productive anyway.

In case no one noticed THEY'RE ALL THE SAME! (Check the total carbs of any of the three products above) Boy George (Bush) brought in draconian "national security" changes that rendered privacy from the state a luxury for the rich and well connected. Obama, who is supposed to be a member of the opposition, furthered that same agenda so that now he can kill Americans at home and abroad with no trial, no oversight, nothing, just that HE wants them dead (and we supposedly "defeated" communism AND national socialism??). Here is a very well gaurded secret: Pepsi and Coke are controlled by the same investors, not publicly of course but they are: they're the same shit.

"That sounds bullshitty"..... is what everyone would say if they could hear you thinking (oh snap). Here is why someone would do that: no matter what you make money, regardless of which brand is most popular; and you can play the two off each other to drive up sales. Ever wonder why sports is such a big business? The reason I just said. The illusion of conflict.

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times: there are people who make shit tons of money off of studying your behavior and then exploiting it. READ: YOU ARE BEING EXPLOITED FOR MONEY. But what do you care, right? You don't have any self respect or dignity left, you went to school and have TV. All you have now is the frail husk that is ego which is oh so easy to control. But lo! You know better, you're above average, you are more perceptive than others, you aren't being exploited, you're smarter than that. Nope, you just think that, probably because you are in fact incredibly stupid. Thus making you even easier prey.

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johnny Goethe

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Einstein

"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions." - Leo da Vinci


"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" - Leo da Vinci

"The more I learn, the more I learn how little I know." - Socrates

"The more you know, the less you understand." - Lao-Tse

 "The longer I live, the more it grieves me to see man, who occupies his supreme place for the veiy purpose of imposing his will upon nature, and freeing himself and his from an outrageous necessity, — to see him taken up with some false notion, and doing just the opposite of what he wants to do; and then, because the whole bent of his mind is spoilt, bungling miserably over everything." - Johnny Goethe

I'm incredibly stupid: I do things that are so stupid they would baffle most of you. I ask not that you elevate yourself to the level of a superman, that would be unfair because unless I was a superman I'd be quite the hypocrite. All I ask is that you actually think, I ask that you actually read about things that make you uncomfortable and accept that there are some really smart and evil people out there who have plans that may not be in your best interest and that they will seek to use you to further their plans.

Here are some examples: imagine you had an unfair advantage at track and feild in which you, due an inherited genetic abnormality, have supernormal athletic ability, like you were just naturally on trenbolone and modafinil and EPO all the time. Would you A) fucking lay a raping at the Olympics, get tons of chicks and endorsement deals, play professional sports and be the worlds strongest millionaire? Or B) not do that because you would have an unfair advantage over the other competitors?

Give me a break. So if you had an IQ of some ridiculous number wouldn't you pretty much do the same thing? Use your advantage to further you own end at the expense of others? Fuck yeah you would!!

Don't you think there are people already like that, doing that? With even more who actually are on tren, modafinil and EPO who will do anything to get an advantage over you? Durr people!

Do you think that maybe politics is one method by which these people might try to further their own agenda? I mean fucking musicians use a a shit ton of drugs to help them be more creative, so much so that it's a cliche! Listen to some Christian rock sometime and tell me honestly that doing drugs doesn't make you a way fucking better musician.

“You Show Me a Good Loser, And I’ll Show You a Loser” - George Steinbrenner (this quote is credited to a shit load of different people)

"I smell calzone! Costanza! Costanza's in the building!"


Just because you may be "too moral to cheat" does not mean others are and aren't cheating their fucking asses off. It is like this in every genre of human achievement. You have to watch for this because for you to be able guide your own life and do what is right for you you'll have to discern what is best for you from what you think (which usually a conditioned response) is best for you. I mean look at the astronauts: most of them are/were Freemasons. Is that unfair to non-freemasons trying to become astronauts? Probably. But they don't give a fuck about you.

No one does. The only person who is going to give two fucks about your success is you and you had better do whatever it is that you believe you need to do to get what you want because no one else cares. If what you're doing isn't working you're going to have to do something else, don't be Einstein's lunatic and expect different results from doing the same stupid shit over and over again. You must change and adapt to your own expectations. For the love of whatever it is you love don't stymie yourself with groundless opinions on how things are or what is "okay". I'm not saying become a total psychopath and do things that are flat out wrong, we have enough of those already. They are the villainous politicians, CEOs, mafia leaders and bankers that have made this world the polluted, backwards, hillbilly fuckfest that it is. They aren't totally to blame either, YOU bought their shitty products!! You're a fucking part of it AND are responsible for the ensuing shitshow too.

Anyhow: don't fuck around. If you suck: hang yourself and get the fuck off my planet.