Manson

"Lord: thank you for sending Slayer to amuse us and free our minds from the mental bondage you sent us"

First off: Slayer's album "God Hates Us All" is so good it gives me Chuck Manson eyes.

"I've seen all seven faces: each one looks a lot like me""

I also make a much more extreme version of Manson's yang eyes while benching. Maybe I should be a cult leader...

That would suck though so fuck it, I guess I'll stick to my humbly trying to educere the mentally leprous (you). Yes you: have you ever even read the term 'yang eyes' until like two seconds ago? I didn't think so, shut the fuck up and don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

 If you're sick with a head cold:

Do some shit! Sweat, getcha metal on and trash some heavy shit. Get fucking crazy: scream, hit things, smash. Why with all the craziness? Head colds are a kapha issue in the Ayurveda, kapha is slow, cold and stagnant so the natural antidote is: fuck shit up. Or you could try taking speed but that may cause more problems than it solves. Just putting the option out there, after all the last thing we'd want is a safe and boring world.

Well, some may want that but they are the scum of the Earth and my sworn duty is to destroy their poison forever. I'd rather die in a dynamite explosion, spaceship test flight or apocalyptic, heavy metal, melee war with super mutants than in an old folks home. At least then I'd have some dignity.

Guess what dummies? (You're dumb!)

You are one of the 95% of total, abject, remorseless idiots. How does that make you feel?

Really you shouldn't feel too bad. Mostly because of two things: 1) at least you won't be lonely and; 2) IQ, contrary to what the idiots who invented this asinine gradation would have you believe, is trainable.


The issue lies in the fact that most of you are, in fact, very average but because you think that in fact you are above average (because of a perceptual glitch) you make huge mistakes, such as in not training your mind. This is as stupid as not training your body.

So why am I bringing this up, again, I mean you all know how you appear to me as drooling, sociopathic machine tools for a remorseless intellectual elite right? Ultimately it's because I have to tell you, you may thank whatever you think of as god - or me motherfucker.

 Heavy Fucking Shrugs

Do them. Or perhaps you'd prefer an 'Ahnold' voice: do dem, two moa... at least, let's get serious heeya. As Jamie from "Chaos & Pain" (who hilariously was in a few pornos, some with men) points out: if you aren't using four plates per side you aren't shrugging, you're performing some strange type of public masturbation. Speaking of Chaos & Pain: that blog, as I have discovered, is sickeningly similar to mine. Must be a Libra thing (?).

Don't roll your shoulders. Don't be a form nazi. Just haul up some huge weights, end of story.

Anonymous (the "hackers")

Psyop bitches. They are a controlled opposition populated by some security agency stiffs, Some kind of NSA or CIA or something. Why? Hmmm.... maybe because they are causing internet security bills, such as CISPA etc. to be put back into legislature. You dummies probably don't even care about internet freedom anyway, "we need it to save us from the rebel hackers!" is likely what you think. See above intelligence graph.

To keep the hackers out of anything relevant, like power grids or nuclear missile control systems, don't hook them up to the internet! Not hard. If they go after the private sector, guess who's problem it is? The private sector's!

But again, you are morons and you think that government and industry should be blended together, which is because you know nothing about anything except the immediate tasks that you are required to perform at your slave post, I mean job. The mixture of public and private is what Nazism actually is, but again, you're all retarded and think it has to do with race or hatred.

Whatever, you probably think the police work for you. Continue sucking your own balls dummies. I hate you.