Carnival of the Insipid

Come one come all and behold the carnival of the insipid and hideous, gaze upon the amazing and terrifying stupidity of the internet and the freakishly eviscerated and mutated oddities that lie therein. Specifically I speak of the commentators who have made themselves into asinine and hilarious spectacles, the poor and bereft dummies that made this article's comments section a sideshow of freakish vapidity.

"Jason Wilkins
A very insightful article though it would be appreciated if you could mask your contempt. Remember that the people you are speaking about are human being and like Geena said, you forgot the most important thing.

Pssshh...Come back when you have sympathy for your fellow man and fellow woman. Clearly, you are just interested in telling them what they are doing wrong rather than actually helping them."

Jason Wilkins - you are a devilishly sad and wasteful use of atoms. Maybe, just maybe, you should DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH YOURSELF INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR A HANDOUT. Instead of taking responsibility for what the author is saying, learning and becoming a better person, you fall back into the velvet ensconced cradle of the pathetic - niceness. You fault the author for not being sensitive to people's emotions. Guess who is responsible for those emotions? THEY ARE! Not the author, not you - them.

Further what exactly is wrong with telling people what they're doing wrong? In fact isn't knowing that you're doing something wrong the first step in correcting it? Since, by illustrating said wrongness, you are in fact helping, then your comment is by it's very nature: is duplicitous. Obviously you sir are a fool and a sad mockery of life, consciousness and intellect.

"Anna >  Jason Wilkins
I agree with this as well. The article could be useful in my case, as I've just started running to try to increase my endurance, but I found it very frustrating that the article just went on about how bad it is and why, rather than explaining how good other cardio exercises are and why. That is my pet peeve -- when people just rag on something and don't suggest or explain an alternative solution. It may be obvious to the people who already know this stuff, but things always seem obvious when you already know the answers..."

Anna - I don't how to insult your intelligence any more than you have already done for me: for that I thank you. The fact you and Mr. Wilkins are obviously incapable of doing ONE Google search with the words "alternatives to cardio" in the search field is nothing short of miraculous. I mean you are on the internet, able to type and you must have used a search engine once or at least know what one is and that you cannot take the three seconds to put a simple search together is.... well let me put it this way: you two have made me question what being a conscious being actually means. I'm dumbstruck, that is to say: I'm struck by your dumbness. It's Olympian in scope. If there were a god of stupidity and mush headed wimpyness it would be an amalgam of these two people.

Churches know you're a reactionary dumbass too.

To say the reactions of these two subhumans is illogical would be like saying that it's daytime when the sun is up. What many people will miss however is that their reaction is emotional rather than logical, look at their language patterning: "Come back when you have sympathy" and " I found it very frustrating" these are not cogent logical assessments, they are shallow emotional reactions.

For some very strange reason people today don't think, they emote and with dangerously underdeveloped emotions to boot. In fact I would say western emotional development is like the African space program. The worst part is that there is no clear delineation between thought and emotion in these "people's" sense of reality so they are totally blind to their ignorance. Thus they are generally unreasonable, to try to speak sense to them is to cast pearls before swine.  

The absolute best thing to do is mock them, bash them, fire them from your employ and generally make their lives a living hell until they decide to start being responsible for themselves. This is what your governments do and this is the secret of the "new world order" - make things into such utter shit that humans evolve themselves into courageous, intelligent and loving demigods. Complacency is man's Achilles heel, unless you are driven to excel you'll just hang out and post your dumbness on the comments section of someone else's work. Hence I have no comments section on this blog.

If the article was an emotion piece (like most news is these days) then these types of comments would be acceptable (maybe) but it wasn't - it was factual or at least logical. Responding to a logical proclamation with emotional rhetoric is a non-response (politicians and news media do this all the time), all you have done is publicly registered your mental incompetency and proven you are unfit to engage in a response at all - an utter and complete fail. You, readers - do not fall into this pit of the damned, this fuzzy warm realm of child-think. Watch how you react and look honestly at what you see without the rose colored glasses of what you think is your opinion - and be forever more cogent for it.

You might even learn to listen.

Jason and Anna - tie the noose and jump... fuckers ; )

You're Dead Bitch

Normal day on planet Earth.

Weaknesses people are afraid of weakness. To bad ALL HUMANS, PERIOD, ARE FUCKING WEAK. If we fall down, from standing, slightly wrong: we die. If we get out of the bathtub slighly wrong, we die. If we eat tiny, imperceptible amounts of certain things we can't even taste, we die.

WE DIE. All of us, no matter how fucking much you think you "bring the ruckus" or go "beast mode" or some similar such stupid rhetoric - you're dead bitch.

Funny though that we think we can "do well" in our lives. To which I would ask: do well to whom? Hmm? Who is going remember you: no one. Enough time will pass and your puny existence will be totally purged from all record and memory. Further to that: no one will give a fuck about how you lived your life except vampires (mormons will try to baptize you into their church after you die!) and you. Anyone who really tries to tell you how life is or what it is to have lived is a fucking vampire - plain and simple.

Of course one can't say who is or is not a vampire categorically. In your life it could be any or none. It depends on you: can you even see them? More importantly, are you one? If you are you'll likely need to know why as people don't normally consciously choose predate the lifeforce of other living humans.

So why is there a disconnect between: a) what people are actually doing, and b) what they "think" they're doing?

In any one given persona* a humans mind can be likened to playhouse, not a whorehouse playhouse but the kind that people went to before live actors were phased out of legitimacy. There is a large backstage area, filled with all the mechanism and lighting required for stage effects as well as dressing rooms, props, sets, costumes and of course: a massive cast of unseen gaffers and make up artists, etc. This is where all the "work" happens.

Next: the distillation product of all the "work". The stage. The  stage is where an otherwise meaningless series of events occur (obviously I'm not a theatre fan ;) and are observed by a passive audience of theatre goers who make their own story for the events they are witnessing. I would imagine this particular play to be pretty much like Cirque de Soleil: too crazy to make any sense of so you have to sub in your own plot or otherwise be doomed to trance-like total confusion.

Most people are trained to observe their minds like the theatre goers observe the 'crazy crap that might fly in France but  is totally lost here' (show): passively. There are two totally separate arenas to use besides 'audience goers': 'actors' (or stage performers or whatever they are... 'players') and 'backstage crew'. Between which there are many roles one may assume or otherwise actively direct. Interestingly if we observe the archetype of the audience ('audience' is the act of hearing, listening < passivity, expectance)

Anyhow, you can sit and watch whatever the autopilot stagecrew and actors play for you, making up whatever story you like to explain the chaos, totally lying to one's self (because of the deceptive false sense of order being placed on the self through the application of a fictional storyline to chaos), making up the reasons for why you do things.

In case you're skimming: the schism between reality and our storyline reality exists because the individual refuses to participate in the direction of his own drama (life), instead choosing to believe a fictional veil of meaning applied over the basically random functioning of his unharnessed "higher"(potential) mind.

This gets much more interesting, this tripartite mind concept applies to the hemispheric theory of the brain. The "right brain" which most of us can safely think of as being the subconscious mind (creative, synesthetic, virtually limitless calculatory power (due to a non-anatomical program glitch)) and the "left brain" which we could call the conscious mind (used for going to Tim Horton's, watching TV and making up stories for "why?"). Physically speaking: the right and left hemispheres of the brain are anatomically separate from each other except for a relatively small "bridge" between them, the corpus callosum.

Still think the Egyptian "gods" were believed to be extrinsic forces? Hieroglyphs have been translated through the lens of our own modern stupidity and prejudice.

In an artfully euphemistic fashion one may consider the left brain to be filled with the audience watching the stage (stage=corpus callosum) with the backstage being, again euphemistically, the right brain. Remember: backstage is where all the work goes down that makes the show happen. THIS IS ALSO WHERE THE DIRECTOR IS. You want to be him, or at least be his homie if acting is more your style.  

A solidly left brained person has to steal ideas and memes from others because they are unable to produce their own. They aren't filling the role of playwright, director or player. They have given away the creative roles to automation.

Allegories and euphemism aside: your subconscious mind takes in literally millions of bits of sensory data every second, then observes it and then feeds you the forty or so you actually experience at any given moment. The information is compressed, with the less useful aspects of it more or less censored from conscious detection. The information that is censored forms what Jung would likely refer to as the "collective unconscious" but I'm not sure as I haven't read Jung. All of the censored bits never really leave, they all leave imprints on the formation of neural nets, your brain is permanently changed from having processed them, thus your unconscious behavior will reflect the censored material's imprint and the conscious mind, that had never received any of the censored data at all, will not have a fucking clue what it's looking at.

Example: you go to Cirque de Soleil and are horrified by what's going on because you aren't French. The backwards French culture that spawned the stage show you're witnessing, and is the reason behind the madness, is kept out of sight, behind the scenes (literally) in the backstage area. All you get is the shell without the concept of the sea.

Thus the story inventing begins, I mean come on, we wouldn't want to look stupid, right? Wrong. Actually not even wrong. To who?  Who would you look stupid to? Nobody gives a fuck if you look stupid, on the contrary it's what we expect from other people (let's be honest). So you're concerned about how you look to yourself? Wow, I heard a great term for this once "malignant egophrenia". You are so obsessed with yourself (how you look) that you harm yourself (make up and then believe illusions), literally you literally eviscerate a part of you.

To be VERY clear: this is most of the populace and likely is you. You are so obsessed with yourself that you are insane because you see a distorted, fantasy version of reality. Like the reflection in a funhouse mirror. This distortion results in direct harm to yourself. Lepers can't feel their appendages properly (sensory distortion) and this results in them literally destroying them by accident because they can't adequately sense them.

Your self.

I can't give a simple solution. I will however say that the ability to recognize your weakness is the first step to becoming a stronger, more flexible and real human being. Many of you will try to destroy the weakness (out of fear, or something you use to disguise fear from yourself): you can't. Your hatred or fear of being weak will become your weakness, oh the cruel, cruel irony. Acceptance and non-judgement are the first step. Most of you are too weak to be able to recognize your true weaknesses and concurrently your strengths - you have an interesting road ahead that you'll have to walk in tiny baby-sized steps. I do not envy your plight, but it is yours - own it.

Being aware of your true self in true reality will make the vampires visible. Once that happens all you have to do is stop feeding them with your energy and they'll fuck off to vampirize someone else. Also you'll start to see how you are/were a vampire yourself and you'll be able to decide what you're actually doing because you will have ceased to live unconsciously and in fear of your weakness. We all die, no one remembers, no one cares - and that means you are free.

Printed Guns? Who Cares?

*This article was written as a draft (unfinished) last week, it has languished in obscurity because of my own inattention. Now, exactly as I forecasted in my draft, shit is going down in a big way (from a media standpoint) and some would be Stalins are shouting for internet censorship. 

It has been announced that printable guns are now a reality. The article states "that 3D printed guns would soon be “as easy to come by as a Google search.”"

Who cares?


America is the most heavily armed populace in the world next to Israel (!!). Up until a certain fat socialist weasel came along, people could buy guns at Wal Mart and ammo at 7-11. Why is this allegedly an issue now?

Politics. Why else? Printed guns are a non-issue but it looks "sexy" for a politician to come in and save all the children from the horror. Better yet they can now censor the internet and spy on everyone's activity because now anyone with an internet connection is a "potential terrorist", the legal framework for which has already been passed (while everyone was distracted by the Boston bombing - you fucking dummies). 


I've posted links to pages on which people have built AK receivers from garage sale shovels and submachine guns from plumbing pipe. 

Barring you actually having to build something from metal (god forbid), one can easily construct a zip gun FROM WOOD. Gangs used to use them to fight each other back in the fifties. Also there is the 'four winds' shotgun used in the Philippines which is literally two pieces of pipe, some cardboard and a screw.

UPDATE:

The US State Department has banned the distribution of the printed gun plans - after they were downloaded 100 000 times. This is so fucking ridiculous it's amazing, so much so that I'll have to express the insanity in points cover a wide range of idiocy in a timely manner:

- No government has the right to control the disbursement of information it does not own (the statement by the State Department is that the download "may" have contained information controlled by them - how about some proof before making demands?).

- If one were to invest $8000 on machinery, one can buy a CNC machine and mill aluminum AR15/M16 receivers from blocks of aluminum with free CAD programs and plans distributed widely on the Internet for years. As in: there has been the EXACT same technology available online FOR FUCKING YEARS that allows people to have what amounts to a printer print guns that are WAY MORE DEADLY than this shitty single shot 22 pistol. THIS ISN'T NEW, THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE, THIS IS POLITICS!

- The 'easy access to guns for criminals' argument is fallacious to the extreme - read previous point.

- "On Sunday, New York senator Charles Schumer said that legislation should be created to prevent people from making 3D printed guns." (source) - Uhhh, how about: none of your fucking business what I print, CNC machine or Dremel in the privacy of my own home or workshop. If I commit a (equitable) crime - then I am punishable. If I haven't shot someone or beaten, intimidated or threatened them with any gun I have, normal or homemade, THEN IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS BUT MINE. 

- On the previous point: they cite an 'Undetectable Firearms Act" as the provision by which they may ban the pistol. Hey dummies: it has a metal firing pin: it is detectable!!

- Canada's CBC (Communist Broadcasting Company) had a "security expert" (network security!!) qouted as saying: "So we want to be able to detect those files and remove them from the networks and from the environments before they have a chance to be printed … and control the printer from producing these weapons in the first place." - As in they (the Corporate Government of Canada ostensibly) want access to your computer and printer to control what you do with it. Hello Orwellian security state. All this because of a SHITTY weapon produced on a piece of equipment virtually no one owns.

- Anyone can make a gun out of ANYTHING, regardless of intelligence!! Look at this blog. Fucking dumbass street punks make them from garbage in Brazil. Again: this is all a ploy for the now insane and oppressive US security state to control the last bastion of freedom: the net and the free flow of information.

*Addendum: Since gun plans have been available for so long now and there hasn't been huge problems with it, if we suddenly see a rise in it becoming a problem, we'll know that problem has been recently manufactured to serve the exact political agenda I'm talking about in this piece. 

Better than the printed one: anyone can do this!!

THIS IS A NON-ISSUE, NOTHING NEW HAS HAPPENED IT'S NO EASIER TO BUILD A GUN NOW THAN IT EVER HAS BEEN. DON'T GET SUCKED INTO THE PROPAGANDA.

Minimalist Brains

Minimalist Shoes - for the more monied than brained.

Mininmalist shoes have become all the rage these days because of various fads and trends. Paleo diet and crossfit bandwagons are being jumped on like idealistic Japanese teens into Mitsubishi Zeros.  Much like the kamikaze pilots, the paleo-crossfit retards are speeding toward oblivion heedless of what life they could have had if they'd just been their own person and thought for themselves instead of whitewashing their souls the corrosive toxicity of collectivism.

But lo, this isn't a rail against collectivism exclusively, it's a rail against the functionally retarded and the soulless. You see there is a a facet, unseen by those without eyes to see, to minimalist shoes that has slipped by the horde: they are not for running on concrete, asphalt or cement.

Ha ha dummies, you read that right. You bought a pair so you could indulge some fallacious idea that crossfit is at all well thought out and that running is a safe mode of exercise for the general population to engage in - and you were wrong. Wrong is too nice, you are less than wrong because you would had to have understood the question to have even answered it with any sense of cogency and not the sputtering diarrhea sounds you have so elegantly chosen.

As I have reported in other posts on this blog, human feet are not designed to be tied up all the time. This is called foot binding and was used in in ancient cultures to make sure your wife didn't run off with someone else. READ: didn't run. Worse, our feet are definitely not designed to be used on non-shock absorbing surfaces such as roads or sidewalks (Edit: at least not using the classic foot strike pattern). Hence we have developed squishy padded running shoes.

Too bad they suck. Although maybe better for you during hard surface running, they inevitably cause messed up foot strike patterns and correspondingly dysfunctional kinetic chains. You see man was not meant to A) wear shoes at all or, B) run on what are basically rock surfaces for any length of time, let alone consistently for long duration's over years.

Here's what you look like when you're dead. (by Vesalius, my favorite anatomical artist)

Here's what you look like when you run a lot.

I was at a local fitness store wherein was found a lone young man manning the whole works. Upon the usuall course of questioning and offhand, politically incorrect remarks on my part, it was revealed that this person was, surprise, into crossfit. After having recovered from witnessing my 300lb. gripper close, we discussed the merits of the Rumble Roller. He explained that after running in his Vibram Five Fingers, he was unable to roll his IT band due to extreme pain.

What a shock (pun intended).

Mine is the 'black' which is the equivalent of rolling on spiked hard plastic

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO RUN REGULARLY< LET ALONE IN FIVE FINGERS< LET ALONE ON CONCRETE< LET ALONE WITH THE USUAL HEEL-TOE FOOT STRIKE - YOU FUCKING MORONS.

Why is it that I, a vehement non-runner, know all this? The very unfortunate answer is that it would appear that I am WAY FUCKING SMARTER THAN VIRTUALLY ALL OF THE POPULATION OF EARTH.

Example: I saw two fat women running today. WTF makes you think you are healthy enough to run, ever? Stupid fucks - oh well, they deserve what they'll get: they'll incur enough damage to make themselves stop, not return to it and then go on to continue their lives of mood swings, binge eating and blaming the world for their inadequacies.  Thank god for kharma (kind of an odd statement , no?).

There, like with almost every topic, exists much more to say on this issue. For example I haven't even covered the electrical effects of running and the effects of electrical grounding but you dummies likely don't deserve it. Maybe I'll cover it in a separate piece, purely for my own edification.

Suck on it fuckers.