Testo Sterone

Nature is a many splendored thing. It provides us with literally everything we have. It is god, if you take god to be an acronym for 'Generation, Operation, Dissolution' and not a man in the clouds with a white beard. If you do take god to be a man in the clouds with a white beard, stop reading right now, you have been fired from my content.

Stop groveling!

Anyway, people these days have a big issue with what is natural and what is unnatural. Like they can even tell. Most people believe there are unnatural, or worse, artificial forces at play on this planet. A very telling example of this is illustrated by the commentators on YouTube videos, specifically in the weight training/feats of strength genre. When a given troll sees so-and-so squat 900lbs or tear a license plate in half they invariably say something stupid like"he's on 'roids" or "what would he bench if he was natural?" and here we are with the natural bit.

Natural bodybuilding, natural powerlifting, natural foods: none of this shit is natural by people's own crazy notions of what natural is. The crossfit morons are chowing down on "caveman food" in pretty vacuum packed plastic packages. Unless it's a vacuum packed, still bleeding, freshly killed mammoth shard I don't think it's caveman food. Even then it would still be vacuum packed!

People talk about lifters using steroids like it's a sin (which is what the moon used to be called BTW). They say it's unnatural. Is sitting at your computer trolling on people's strongman videos natural, jackass? Is being irradiated by powerful microwaves from your WiFi, cell towers, cell phones, GWEN towers, HAARP arrays and whatever the fuck CERN produces that we can't even measure yet? How about shopping at Walmart? Or anywhere for that matter? Your car, what about that? What the fuck is natural anyway?

Here's a fun fact: we have 50% (Edit: 30%!!) as much testosterone as our grandfathers. They only know about our grandfathers because testosterone wasn't discovered until 1935, although it's existence has been long theorized. So did our grandfathers have 50% of what their grandfathers had? We don't know. Let's look at history.

Bybon's Stone

143.5 kilos or 321.5 lbs, the handhold is visible in the center.

Sometime between 7th and 6th century BC, Bybon, son of Phola, lifted this stone overhead with one arm. At of all places: Olympia. Or at least so says the inscription on it. I don't know about what you're lifting but to me this clearly a shit ton of rock, especially to be lifted overhead with one hand. Bybon, clearly, was badass and probably had the testosterone levels of a male black bear in springtime (1240-6320ng/dl). Was Bybon natural? I don't know man, he lived in an agrarian society so his diet was artificially enhanced with easy to obtain foodstuffs. Cheater!

The Athenian Navy

A few hundred years after Bybon dominated his now famous stone, a soldier named Xenophon casually scribed that  the Athenian warships, called Triremes, could row from Byzantium to Heraclea in one day. So? Well this represents a distance of 236 kilometers, no big deal right? In 2007 when an exercise physiologist tried to replicate the feat with elite rowers he found that they could only row half as fast and for one sixteenth the duration of the Athenian rowers! Athens had over 30 000 of these badasses! It unlikely we could come up enough rowers to crew one ship let alone a whole armada of them from the ranks of the worlds top athletes. How much test do you think these guys had? Hmm? Maybe a shit ton? Maybe enough that they wouldn't waste their lives as sniveling, internet surfing, excuse producing food dumpsters?

Grognak's Chick

Neanderthal women, who all of us except the super black people of Africa, are related to, had muscle attachment points that are akin to ur elite modern powerlifters. So? What does that mean? Muscle attachment points grow larger in response to the stress placed on them. This means that our near human ancestors girlfriend would womp your sorry ass at everything you think defines you as a man, unless you find aforementioned internet trolling manly. She'd probably even fuck your girlfriend into a quivering mass of orgasmic pleasure better, faster and harder than you, all without a penis (this is based on certain theories of early human society, sexual promiscuity and Bonobo behaviour). Sad eh?

Well, we live a sad, balless age of womanly men who love six pack chicks and think that a car makes them hardcore and a men define themselves by their dick size (or lack thereof). But why is this this way? Those Athenian guys were drunk and eating barley mixed with olive oil and had a diminutive stature because they were malnourished! What the fuck?

The Testosterone Wars

Genesis 3:17:
"And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life"

Here we have someone who's pretending to be god emasculating Adam in front of his woman. This the base of the issue. Becoming a man used to mean that you had grown beyond the need for the control of the father, in essence becoming one's own father. How, pray tell, does one ever become a man under the pretense of the heavenly father from who's control one will never be free? This isn't limited to to religious concepts either, people use and are encouraged to use all kind of surrogate fathers: the state and its leaders, the boss at work, comic book characters, etc.

Let's stay with the church for now. Obviously the church doesn't want self actualized males who think and act based on their own edicts. This would be very bad for business.  I mean how long would it take for those real men to come after the homosexual pedophiles who call themselves preists and kill them?

How long would this guy last in a world filled with...

...these guys...

..or this guy?

You think either of the latter two would pay taxes? Or follow someone else's law? That's what made Harry dirty (and awesome): he made his own law.

The church has been going out of it's way to combat testosterone at every turn since it's very inception. The premise of the thing is anti man. It's an abomination and an absolute blasphemy of nature. Churchmen, consider this warning: your days are very much numbered.

I see some very strange things here in Calgary. One of them is that every wireless comm tower I see here is either on a church building, on church property or is on a tripartite mast with the comm equipment covered by a microwave permeable plastic cover with a large cross on it. Unless you've been living under a rock, or worse in a church for the last ten years, it has become apparent that microwave radiation in the cellular communication range depresses natural test levels and can even mimic estrogen. Hmm, coincidence? Probably not.

Here we have a "church" with the cell masts on the property behind it, nothing shady here..... Yeah right, this  is the middle of Calgary! No one goes to this, this obviously is a tax exempt cash grab if nothing else. Scam!

Close up of one of the towers on the same "church" property.

The church isn't the only culprit here, scientific innovator, genius and orthopedic surgeon Robert O.  Becker said in his book 'The Body Electric' (or maybe it was Cross Currents?) that a colleague of his told him that the armed forces were heavily into this type of thing as far back as the seventies! That is bad, especially because of an act from 1918, I believe, that classifies you all as 'enemy belligerents'. There was another called 'The Enemy Belligerent Act of 2010'. Yes, you the people of your respective countries are classified as enemies of that country. So given that, do you think that the military would irradiate with microwave frequencies that would make you docile and easy to control? I mean I would do that to my enemy. This concept is in use and they are known as the GWEN towers in the US and Canada (and Mexico?).

The other thing I think is really funny is that testosterone is illegal (for sale) in Canada and the US. That's weird, why would they ban such an incredibly good treatment for AIDS (sarcasm)? Sports cheating! Yup, that's why. Congress hired a bunch of experts to determine whether or not steroids should be criminalized like crack or meth, they said "no" so they disregarded their own experts and did it anyway. What's with all these weird coincidences? They seem to be so much higher than probability, what could that indicate (more sarcasm)?

Oh by the way, later, when congress held a sports doping hearing, Jose Canseco told congress under oath that A) he used steroids and he personally injected Mark McGuire with them but also that B) the team owners knew about this. Guess who owned the team those two players played for? None other than George Bush Jr. Man those "coincidences" just keep piling up.

Anyhow, the real reasons (not sports cheating) that steroids are illegal is because they cure a huge plethora of diseases. What? I thought they caused diseases!? Like with any drug, or hormone in this case, there can be consequences if abused. You wouldn't believe what Vit C can do to you, or Tylenol, or any of the shit the "doctor" pushes at you. Or water, that shit can kill (no joke). The side effects at a reasonable dose are negligible and the benefits far outweigh the risks. No question about it.

Anyway, anemia, heart problems, AIDS, adrenal fatigue, fibromyalgia, depression and chronic shittyness will all vanish will some testosterone. Steroids were blamed for the whole Chris Benoit killing his family and them himself thing. An "expert" on CNN (I think was CNN or FOX) said that steroids can cause hallucinations and make you hear voices. They can't, in no medical literature ever has that even been close to reported, that my friends is a pack of lies. Chris Benoit suffered a concussion every time he performed one of his signature wrestling moves, resulting in literally hundreds of concussions. An MRI of his brain revealed huge lesions, so bad that one doctor compared the state of his brain to an eighty year old man with severe dementia.

Testosterone relaxes humans, it makes them feel happy and confident. "Roid rage" is only present in people who are prone to aggressive and violent behavior in the first place and they'd "roid rage' without 'roids anyway. In fact estrogen, which is in everything (more on that in bit) and you can buy over the counter and is a steroid (birth control) and is legal and virtually unregulated, makes people irritable and bitchy. Play Battlefield with some Brits (highest average male estrogen levels in the world) sometime, yikes!

Estrogen, testosterone's antagonist, is in virtually all products in petrochemical form called xenoestrogens. They are super potent and extremely hard for your body to remove and are feminizing our world. Entire fish, amphibian and bird populations are being threatened by an incredibly high female populations due to these chemicals getting into the water supply from our waste (!), Russia too check it out. This is very lame and it's all because happy confident people don't go to war, they don't pay taxes, they don't go to church, they don't buy as much, they don't eat at McDonalds and they are dangerous to pedophiles and ne'er do wells (politicians). In short testosterone threatens the existing status quo.

Fuck yes: threaten the status quo, I don't know if any of you have been outside recently or looked at the "news" but everything is pretty shitty. Change it.

Here is my message to all of you: get steroids and take them, do tons or research first so you know what you're getting into and how to do the thing right. Don't let anyone tell you can't. No one has the right to control your health and well being unless you say so. That means that no is allowed to tell you what kind of health products you can or can't use. Here's a neat tidbit: steroids are not illegal to posses or buy or use! They are only illegal to sell! As long as you have a quantity you can claim is for personal use then you're golden and you know what even if you had a shit ton, still claim it's personal, who the fuck is anyone to say otherwise?

Let's get some test back into the world!

Don't let anyone tell you what to do, ever. That doesn't mean don't do what others say or don't cooperate but I mean if you want to do something that harms no one else then do it! FYI taxes only go to paying off the fictional national debt, they don't pay for roads or schools or any of that shit. That is solidly a lie.

I could go on and on about this and the implications the topic has in our world but fuck it, you get the point right?

Get out there, lift stones, row some heavy boats or weights, endanger some pedophiles, buy a gun (for photo posing purposes ; ), make a world you want instead of whatever this shit is. Disturb the shit! Make our drunk, insanely strong and awesome ancestors proud!

Also this: build an AK from a shovel! You can get parts kits for like 200 bucks and then build the receiver easily and boom, AK.

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