Cell Phones - Guess what dummies? I don't have one!
You read that right - I don't have a cell phone and haven't since about 2002 (even then I rarely had it turned on). Far from being some type of technology eschewing Luddite, I prefer to use Arthur C. Clarke's third law to explain myself: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Most of you will not understand what is being said here and that is very much intentional. Back to cellular technologies.
Those of you who are addicted are, well, pathetic. Of all the universe has to offer you, the utter shit of facebook and texting is what you have chosen to fill your life with. Ironically if you sucked cocks for crack I would have more respect for your life choices. Why? Because you would be actually out there doing something (pun), actually experiencing a diverse range of what the universe has spent literally billions (or more) of years constructing for you to enjoy.
Texting... you fucks... luckily it's killing you. Oh yes bitches, you're irradiating your cells with those ridiculously abbreviated conversations. Some supposedly intelligent and educated people will tell you it's impossible, that cell phones don't have enough power to harm your cells. In fact I was reading an article by a physicist who tried to make it seem like anyone who thought cell phones were dangerous was a woefully uneducated quack. He should look in the mirror because he's not a biologist and yet he seems to know exactly how biology reacts to pulsed microwaves (most of you are tricked by this simple deception because A) it's convenient and, B) you're incredibly stupid). Here is an article explaining a little on who has done some of the research that has shown it (cell phone radiation) to be dangerous and what the industry does to keep much of these findings swept nicely under the rug. Including hiring physicists to speak on a a topic that doesn't really have anything to do with physics.
But hey man, what do you care? I mean who would want to give up lolpics? I mean it's only your health and the health of your children and their children and everyone else around you right?
Thankfully nature has thought this out and has a plan: all the stupid idiots out there (you) will pay for your ignorance with cancer. Many people think that cancer is a disease - it's not - it's merely nature's garbage collectors coming for you: human garbage. Natural selection at work.
The funniest part is that there ARE warning labels that you've ignored!! That's how dumb you are! Ever see this screen on your iPhone?
HAHAHAHAHA - you retards are so fucking dumb - you're like that cat that jumps into the fish tank on Americas Funniest Home Videos - HAHAHAHAHA!! Goddamn this reminds of a great quote from our friend Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Guess what? He was talking about you! HAHAHAHA!!
Oh, okay....breathe....deep breath... serenity now.....
Anyhow: suck on that. My constant insulting of you is ultimately for your own good. It may, someday, cause you to realize that in fact you are the fool I've been claiming and begin the journey of the Tarot. Maybe you'll become a stronger, smarter and more dynamic being who's grasp of reality is sure and stalwart. Maybe you'll die of cancer because you're so stupid. The choice is up to you.
I could go into how you can change, with like one minute of your time, the quality of the radiation coming out of your device so that it heals your DNA instead of unwinding and destroying it (you didn't read that article did you?), but I don't feel like it. Your health and ability to rationally continue your relationship with your phone hangs precariously by the thread of my whim.
And my whim is such that I do not care for your weakness and I would much rather see you do something for yourself rather than spoon feed you. Have fun....
Texting... you fucks... luckily it's killing you. Oh yes bitches, you're irradiating your cells with those ridiculously abbreviated conversations. Some supposedly intelligent and educated people will tell you it's impossible, that cell phones don't have enough power to harm your cells. In fact I was reading an article by a physicist who tried to make it seem like anyone who thought cell phones were dangerous was a woefully uneducated quack. He should look in the mirror because he's not a biologist and yet he seems to know exactly how biology reacts to pulsed microwaves (most of you are tricked by this simple deception because A) it's convenient and, B) you're incredibly stupid). Here is an article explaining a little on who has done some of the research that has shown it (cell phone radiation) to be dangerous and what the industry does to keep much of these findings swept nicely under the rug. Including hiring physicists to speak on a a topic that doesn't really have anything to do with physics.
But hey man, what do you care? I mean who would want to give up lolpics? I mean it's only your health and the health of your children and their children and everyone else around you right?
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| Way more important than your brain/body/reproduction/dignity. |
Thankfully nature has thought this out and has a plan: all the stupid idiots out there (you) will pay for your ignorance with cancer. Many people think that cancer is a disease - it's not - it's merely nature's garbage collectors coming for you: human garbage. Natural selection at work.
The funniest part is that there ARE warning labels that you've ignored!! That's how dumb you are! Ever see this screen on your iPhone?
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| Of course not - because you're a fool. You probably don't even know what it means do you? Hence: you're dead bitch. |
HAHAHAHAHA - you retards are so fucking dumb - you're like that cat that jumps into the fish tank on Americas Funniest Home Videos - HAHAHAHAHA!! Goddamn this reminds of a great quote from our friend Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Guess what? He was talking about you! HAHAHAHA!!
Oh, okay....breathe....deep breath... serenity now.....
Anyhow: suck on that. My constant insulting of you is ultimately for your own good. It may, someday, cause you to realize that in fact you are the fool I've been claiming and begin the journey of the Tarot. Maybe you'll become a stronger, smarter and more dynamic being who's grasp of reality is sure and stalwart. Maybe you'll die of cancer because you're so stupid. The choice is up to you.
I could go into how you can change, with like one minute of your time, the quality of the radiation coming out of your device so that it heals your DNA instead of unwinding and destroying it (you didn't read that article did you?), but I don't feel like it. Your health and ability to rationally continue your relationship with your phone hangs precariously by the thread of my whim.
And my whim is such that I do not care for your weakness and I would much rather see you do something for yourself rather than spoon feed you. Have fun....
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| Die or evolve. |
