Too Fucking Weak: The Next Generation

Truly a sad age we live in. Powerlifters who have to use triple ply suits, foot wide belts, snorting ammonia and huge psych ups to squat or deadlift 500lbs. To you: you are fucking weak bitches. I casually squat 405 without spotters, psych ups, ammonia or knee wraps in Inzer Power Pants listening to Swedish talk radio. Note for those of you who don't know, Inzer Power Pants are single ply powerlifting shorts, basically fancy compression shorts.

Deadlifting 500 isn't amazing when you're 250lbs. Especially not with a Metal DL suit.

Anyhow: fuck you all - squat to fucking depth (at least, fuckers) and get stronger you weak pieces of shit. Stop pretending to be Westside, stop listening to Eminem, stop sucking balls and stop having blood shoot out of you during what should be a relatively easy lift. Fucking christ: if you can't squat double your bodyweight (or deadlift it!), without gear, you aren't a fucking powerlifter - you're a bitch. Go fucking look in the mirror and see what bitchismo looks like.

Isn't it funny that his guy looks so much like Ted Raimi?

Whatever - you're probably used to sucking hard because your sad excuse for a life has likely resounded with failures. To be fair: everyone's life resounds with "failures", it's just that some learn, become better, stronger, new people and move on. Thus transmuting "failure" into "growth". The point is, if you want to fail: fail to suck, fail to live the same shit over and over again, fail to get stuck in the past, fail to become a self-sensory obsessed, vapid waste of life like the rest of the idiots. You know who entertainment is for? Idiots. The helplessly irresponsible. People who's internal level of development is like that of a toddler's. Additionally: badasses who train/work/fuck/fight/learn/grow so much, all the time, that need to be pulled away from their pursuits long enough to recover from them.

Entertainment is a yin activity, passive. You fucks all have yin disease because you live like fat, bitchy, cake eating women: much like Sally Struthers on the first Starvin' Marvin episode of South Park.

This is you. You sense obsessed fuck.

Sense obsession is a huge part of yin disease, so is being weak, obsessed with appearances and possessions, being fat and requiring the "big daddy" of government and employer's because you are unable to bring form to the substance of your life. To be clear, you are fat if: you can't see abs and you have zero vascularity.

Although powerlifting and heavy metal (not Eminem) are great ways to fix the problem of pernicious yin, you should be able to sense the perspective of what you're doing: powerlifting, which means legal lifts and bodyweight multiples. Don't try to fool yourself and pad your ego with shitty lifts or you're Sally Struthers.